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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>WordArc: SAMAEL's   Articles</title><link>http://www.wordarc.com/rss/SAMAEL</link><description>RSS Feed for WordArc: SAMAEL's   Articles</description><language>en-us</language><pubDate>Thu, 29 July 2010 01:49:38 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Thu, 29 July 2010 01:49:38 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>WordArc RSS 2.0 Generator</generator><managingEditor>WordArc@wordarc.com</managingEditor><webMaster>WordArc@wordarc.com</webMaster><item><title>Nerd Rage: Why Watchmen Can't Suck</title><link>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2009/02/09/Nerd_Rage%3A_Why_Watchmen_Can%27t_Suck</link><description>Hollywood is an asshole. &#13;
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You know that guy you wake up to see quietly sneaking out of your bedroom after a night of passion and intimacy? He says he’ll call you, but the truth is he pocketed your wallet on his way out. That’s Hollywood. Th... Continue Reading at: http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2009/02/09/Nerd_Rage%3A_Why_Watchmen_Can%27t_Suck</description><pubDate>2009-02-09 16:56:45</pubDate><guid>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2009/02/09/Nerd_Rage%3A_Why_Watchmen_Can%27t_Suck</guid></item><item><title>7 Songs I'd Totally Go To War For</title><link>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/12/25/7_Songs_I%27d_Totally_Go_To_War_For</link><description>I’m a rather stubborn minded individual, however if you give me the right song my will becomes more malleable than yellow PlayDough (the weakest of all PlayDoughs). So, if one were to ever need me – an able bodied individual with a  – to fig... Continue Reading at: http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/12/25/7_Songs_I%27d_Totally_Go_To_War_For</description><pubDate>2008-12-25 20:49:43</pubDate><guid>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/12/25/7_Songs_I%27d_Totally_Go_To_War_For</guid></item><item><title>6 Ways to Take Advantage of a Zombie Apocalypse</title><link>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/10/25/6_Ways_to_Take_Advantage_of_a_Zombie_Apocalypse</link><description>So the World has been taken over by flesh-eating horde after flesh-eating horde of relentless and downright diskish Zombies. The major cities have fallen and most utilities are useless due to the fact that those overlooking such things are either... Continue Reading at: http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/10/25/6_Ways_to_Take_Advantage_of_a_Zombie_Apocalypse</description><pubDate>2008-10-25 00:08:51</pubDate><guid>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/10/25/6_Ways_to_Take_Advantage_of_a_Zombie_Apocalypse</guid></item><item><title>Jamie and Himself: An Interview with Canada's Jamie Reid</title><link>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/09/25/Jamie_and_Himself%3A_An_Interview_with_Canada%27s_Jamie_Reid</link><description>Jamie Reid is a Canadian poet made notable for his contributions for expanding Canada's statues within the literary world with his work with the poetry publication TISH magazine along with the likes of , , and . In 1969, he published his first col... Continue Reading at: http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/09/25/Jamie_and_Himself%3A_An_Interview_with_Canada%27s_Jamie_Reid</description><pubDate>2008-09-25 22:09:00</pubDate><guid>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/09/25/Jamie_and_Himself%3A_An_Interview_with_Canada%27s_Jamie_Reid</guid></item><item><title>None So Obscure: What Québec Spawned in Metal</title><link>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/09/19/None_So_Obscure%3A_What_Qu%C3%83%C2%A9bec_Spawned_in_Metal</link><description>This was originally written for the Capilano Courier of the North Vancouver university, Capilano University. &#13;
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Powerful emotions can create the most interesting, harsh, and beastly forms of art, and they come from many sources. The frustrations... Continue Reading at: http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/09/19/None_So_Obscure%3A_What_Qu%C3%83%C2%A9bec_Spawned_in_Metal</description><pubDate>2008-09-19 17:39:55</pubDate><guid>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/09/19/None_So_Obscure%3A_What_Qu%C3%83%C2%A9bec_Spawned_in_Metal</guid></item><item><title>My Resume</title><link>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/09/06/My_Resume</link><description>As a current and seemingly permanent employee of Starbuck Co. I have taken it upon myself to be more pro-active in getting myself the fuck out. However, as a devote Lethargic Bastard (title that one must take schooling for) I post this, my resume,... Continue Reading at: http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/09/06/My_Resume</description><pubDate>2008-09-06 21:21:58</pubDate><guid>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/09/06/My_Resume</guid></item><item><title>An Open Apology to Erik Rutan: A ReReview of Fury and Flames</title><link>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/09/03/An_Open_Apology_to_Erik_Rutan%3A_A_ReReview_of_Fury_and_Flames</link><description>– may I call you Erik? – I need to be frank: I'v been making fun of you. More or less behind your back, and nothing in print (thank god for my soul), but I feel bad that I have been making fun of you and I wish to admit my guilt. &#13;
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Whenever... Continue Reading at: http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/09/03/An_Open_Apology_to_Erik_Rutan%3A_A_ReReview_of_Fury_and_Flames</description><pubDate>2008-09-03 20:08:25</pubDate><guid>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/09/03/An_Open_Apology_to_Erik_Rutan%3A_A_ReReview_of_Fury_and_Flames</guid></item><item><title>Aborted Fetus Protein Bars</title><link>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/08/13/Aborted_Fetus_Protein_Bars</link><description>For this recipe you will need one human fetus, it is preferred that the fetus be whole bodied: still containing all limbs and its head. It is optional to have the fetus’ placenta as well, however, for the sake of this recipe, it is best to add t... Continue Reading at: http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/08/13/Aborted_Fetus_Protein_Bars</description><pubDate>2008-08-13 23:29:37</pubDate><guid>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/08/13/Aborted_Fetus_Protein_Bars</guid></item><item><title>A Testament to the Enduring Awesomeness of Sharks on Film</title><link>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/07/26/A_Testament_to_the_Enduring_Awesomeness_of_Sharks_on_Film</link><description>When I was five years old, my Mother and I would frequent the Vancouver Aquarium, like many families tend to do, every other Month or so (yay for Memberships!). One day, I don't know the exact date, after a long day of wondering around aimlessly a... Continue Reading at: http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/07/26/A_Testament_to_the_Enduring_Awesomeness_of_Sharks_on_Film</description><pubDate>2008-07-26 15:16:20</pubDate><guid>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/07/26/A_Testament_to_the_Enduring_Awesomeness_of_Sharks_on_Film</guid></item><item><title>The Veteran</title><link>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/07/16/The_Veteran</link><description>Only has one thing, one&#13;
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Thought to think about&#13;
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How to polish his gun, he will&#13;
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Polish his one thought&#13;
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Experienced through one&#13;
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Thought about his trigger&#13;
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Happy to serve in the name&#13;
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Of experience, he'll polish&#13;
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His gun, which he... Continue Reading at: http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/07/16/The_Veteran</description><pubDate>2008-07-16 19:27:00</pubDate><guid>http://www.wordarc.com/SAMAEL/2008/07/16/The_Veteran</guid></item></channel></rss>
