ALISHAHNOVIN
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Alishahnovin is a forgotten word.
I graduated from the University of Toronto in 2006 with a double major in Physics and Philosophy. Then, when I finished school I became a Programmer to form an alliteration (though my title is really Developer, Programmer works better) I currently am working at Microsoft, in Seattle.
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 TRUE LOVE MEANS NEVER HAVING TO TEXT "I LOVE YOU"2009-03-16 19:52:08I was listening to a radio show recently and heard a thought which struck me as more interesting than the radio hosts fully appreciated: On the sho... |
RANDOM AWESOMENESS IS OKAY WITH ME2009-02-12 20:16:04"Words are only tools, and so they are either sharp tools or dull tools."
Language as a whole is a tool - and, while I don't know many other lan... |
 SENATOR OBAMA LOSES PRESIDENCY DUE TO ARUGULA CONCERN2009-02-12 18:38:32Imagine, just imagine, if that headline appeared in papers around the world on November 5, 2008. Or imagine instead, if the headline had said: "Sen... |
 ADS: A WASTE OF SPACE AND TIME, OR A SPACE TO WASTE TIME?2009-02-06 20:22:44My brother runs adblock on every site he visits. He is unaware of what the real MySpace/Facebook/Gizmodo sites look like. In general his web experi... |
 "JOE THE..."2009-02-05 18:37:30First they called him, .
Then they called him
Now they're calling him .
This "Joe of All Trades, Master of None" is, quite simply, Joe th... |
 CHARGE ME WHATEVER, JUST PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT FREE2009-01-28 14:53:03As a software developer I constantly find myself falling into debates of open vs. closed source - from a project standpoint, from a usage standpoin... |
 THOUGHTS ON THE TOILET - BUT NOT FROM IT2009-01-22 18:36:43The concept of a washroom, it recently dawned on me, is entirely a strange one. In all our superiority over the other animals, in all our technolog... |
 A NEW APPRECIATION FOR RADIO2009-01-21 01:25:52Saturday morning cartoons. Three words that mean everything to a child. Forget cereal at the table - if you were lucky, you could grab your bowl, m... |
EGO TRIPPING AT THE GATES OF HELL: A SONG TITLE LOVE STORY2009-01-20 15:51:42In the morning of magicians, the turning of a radio friendly unit shifter cut-out transmissions from a lonely room - my little room, a room a thous... |
 ARE GOOGLE, AND THE SEMANTIC WEB, NET NEUTRAL?2009-01-19 20:57:13There's recent news that Google's new SearchWiki will let people tailor their search results to be restricted to a few specific sites. In that way,... |
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I love you, (!)
For your unparalled beauty ()
your warm... |
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I merged my car infront of her,
A beautiful "her,"
splendid and intricate
but a "her" with whom,
I could not communicate.
I set my rear-wipe... |
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You are aesthetically pleasing,
the reason for which I first noticed in you.
And later I found your personality equally pleasing.
I also noted y... |
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I had a discussion with a friend recently. After having both returned from our holiday vacations, we immediately went into a discussion about films... |
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There are three arguments I particularly hate. They're overused, misused, and frankly - achieve nothing. It seems I see them all over the internet,... |
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I was listening to a radio show recently and heard a thought which struck me as more interesting than the radio hosts fully appreciated: On the sho... |
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DR.STEVEJOBS, OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE CORPORATIONalishahnovin2008-12-12 20:06:13Here's a paradox of an idea: Is it possible for a consumer to become so loyal to a corporation, than they care more about the corporation than they... |
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Image is important - particularly in the professional world. Call it superficial, but a good first impression is crucial. When you're trying to be... |
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I read an interesting piece by hacker - about his different attempts at hacking various closed systems. While most people attribute hacking to comp... |
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Saturday morning cartoons. Three words that mean everything to a child. Forget cereal at the table - if you were lucky, you could grab your bowl, m... |