“Mysterious?” You may ask, “How is water mysterious if we use it every day?” Because you, like millions of others are blinded to water’s... |
Like birds of a feather,
We’ll flock together,
Side by side,
In the sunshiny weather.
I’ll hold your hand
Then realize I can’t
‘Cus... |
Woo-boy! Nothin’ quite makes me feel like throwin’ a hoedown more than the sweet southern pluckin’ of a finely-tuned musical instrument such... |
My wife was having one of her friends over for dinner. The problem is, she likes to inform me of it three minutes ahead of time; therefore, I have... |
I was walking down the street. I guess because I like walking. I heard a CRACK! I looked down. I had stepped on a watch. The lens was cracked beyon... |
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