I kissed a boy
He ate a glowstick
I think it was
Bad judgement

I got wasted with your fiance
we danced too close
he took his pants down and mooned the camera
posing in front of the obese couple spooning

I spanked my french teacher's pink and brown spandex covered bum
I can't remember if I was dared
I almost got suspended
I'm still embarrassed

I withheld sex as a punishment
I forget what I was trying to prove
I didn't gain anything
I'm such a girl

38 minutes to shower
25 minutes to straighten my hair
10 minutes covering up worry, guilt, happiness, sadness, sleep deprivation and stress
2 minutes lying about just waking up like this

I fake reasons for not calling you
Really, I have nothing better to do
I just don't like you
can't you tell?