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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 2017

SAMAEL

SAMAEL
SAMAEL
SAMAEL
SAMAEL
Samael doesn't trust anyone that hasn't read Jonathan Swift

I am writer. I write articles for the Cap Courier while creating and managing the culture and history based zine Dillinger. I am also the Editor of the Liar Vancouver Poetry and Fiction zine.

My blog can be located under http://asmodestasdillinger.tumblr.com/.

I enjoy Depression Era cultural icons, Guitars shaped like stuff, Russ Meyer films, Dadaism, comics written by Alejandro Jodorowsky and Warren Ellis (to name a few), Malapropisms, Anarchy in Literature, generic Anime women, parody, TV Series DVD Collections, Technical Air Guitar, and Literature in Anarchy. Complaints and money-orders can be sent to as.modest.as.dillinger@gmail.com

Biography In Six Words:
Sudden erections reveal more sincere intentions
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Hollywood is an asshole. You know that guy you wake up to see quietly sneaking out of your bedroom after a night of passion and intimacy? He sa...

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I’m a rather stubborn minded individual, however if you give me the right song my will becomes more malleable than yellow PlayDough (the weakest...

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So the World has been taken over by flesh-eating horde after flesh-eating horde of relentless and downright diskish Zombies. The major cities have...

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Jamie Reid is a Canadian poet made notable for his contributions for expanding Canada's statues within the literary world with his work with the po...

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This was originally written for the Capilano Courier of the North Vancouver university, Capilano University. Powerful emotions can create the m...

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MY RESUME

2008-09-06 21:21:58

As a current and seemingly permanent employee of Starbuck Co. I have taken it upon myself to be more pro-active in getting myself the fuck out. How...

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– may I call you Erik? – I need to be frank: I'v been making fun of you. More or less behind your back, and nothing in print (thank god for my...

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ABORTED FETUS PROTEIN BARS

2008-08-13 23:29:37

For this recipe you will need one human fetus, it is preferred that the fetus be whole bodied: still containing all limbs and its head. It is optio...

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When I was five years old, my Mother and I would frequent the Vancouver Aquarium, like many families tend to do, every other Month or so (yay for M...

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THE VETERAN

2008-07-16 19:27:00

Only has one thing, one Thought to think about How to polish his gun, he will Polish his one thought Experienced through one Thought...
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