SAMAEL
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Samael doesn't trust anyone that hasn't read Jonathan Swift
I am writer. I write articles for the Cap Courier while creating and managing the culture and history based zine Dillinger. I am also the Editor of the Liar Vancouver Poetry and Fiction zine.
My blog can be located under http://asmodestasdillinger.tumblr.com/.
I enjoy Depression Era cultural icons, Guitars shaped like stuff, Russ Meyer films, Dadaism, comics written by Alejandro Jodorowsky and Warren Ellis (to name a few), Malapropisms, Anarchy in Literature, generic Anime women, parody, TV Series DVD Collections, Technical Air Guitar, and Literature in Anarchy. Complaints and money-orders can be sent to as.modest.as.dillinger@gmail.com
Biography In Six Words:Sudden erections reveal more sincere intentions
 NERD RAGE: WHY WATCHMEN CAN'T SUCK2009-02-09 16:56:45Hollywood is an asshole.
You know that guy you wake up to see quietly sneaking out of your bedroom after a night of passion and intimacy? He sa... |
 7 SONGS I'D TOTALLY GO TO WAR FOR2008-12-25 20:49:43I’m a rather stubborn minded individual, however if you give me the right song my will becomes more malleable than yellow PlayDough (the weakest... |
 6 WAYS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE2008-10-25 00:08:51So the World has been taken over by flesh-eating horde after flesh-eating horde of relentless and downright diskish Zombies. The major cities have... |
 JAMIE AND HIMSELF: AN INTERVIEW WITH CANADA'S JAMIE REID2008-09-25 22:09:00Jamie Reid is a Canadian poet made notable for his contributions for expanding Canada's statues within the literary world with his work with the po... |
 NONE SO OBSCURE: WHAT QUÉBEC SPAWNED IN METAL2008-09-19 17:39:55This was originally written for the Capilano Courier of the North Vancouver university, Capilano University.
Powerful emotions can create the m... |
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 AN OPEN APOLOGY TO ERIK RUTAN: A REREVIEW OF FURY AND FLAMES2008-09-03 20:08:25– may I call you Erik? – I need to be frank: I'v been making fun of you. More or less behind your back, and nothing in print (thank god for my... |
 ABORTED FETUS PROTEIN BARS2008-08-13 23:29:37For this recipe you will need one human fetus, it is preferred that the fetus be whole bodied: still containing all limbs and its head. It is optio... |
 A TESTAMENT TO THE ENDURING AWESOMENESS OF SHARKS ON FILM2008-07-26 15:16:20When I was five years old, my Mother and I would frequent the Vancouver Aquarium, like many families tend to do, every other Month or so (yay for M... |
THE VETERAN2008-07-16 19:27:00Only has one thing, one
Thought to think about
How to polish his gun, he will
Polish his one thought
Experienced through one
Thought... |
SAMAEL'S TOP ARTICLES
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Hollywood is an asshole.
You know that guy you wake up to see quietly sneaking out of your bedroom after a night of passion and intimacy? He sa... |
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I’m a rather stubborn minded individual, however if you give me the right song my will becomes more malleable than yellow PlayDough (the weakest... |
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When I was five years old, my Mother and I would frequent the Vancouver Aquarium, like many families tend to do, every other Month or so (yay for M... |
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This was originally written for the Capilano Courier of the North Vancouver university, Capilano University.
Powerful emotions can create the m... |
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So the World has been taken over by flesh-eating horde after flesh-eating horde of relentless and downright diskish Zombies. The major cities have... |
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For this recipe you will need one human fetus, it is preferred that the fetus be whole bodied: still containing all limbs and its head. It is optio... |
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– may I call you Erik? – I need to be frank: I'v been making fun of you. More or less behind your back, and nothing in print (thank god for my... |
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Jamie Reid is a Canadian poet made notable for his contributions for expanding Canada's statues within the literary world with his work with the po... |
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