#5. Eighty percent of their day is spent in the library.
#4. They use words you never knew were in the English language.
#3. They make you feel uneducated when you talk to them.
#2. They have to write 10 page papers quite often.
...and the number one reason you know your friend is an English Major...
#1. They use 'convoluted' and 'alluded' in the same sentence.
Sorrel
2008-11-30 18:51:16
I couldn't possibly make you feel uneducated!
Alamir
2008-11-30 19:48:39
...grammar Nazis thrive on this. They see every conversation as a challenge to find any misuse in grammar. This isn't mere hyperbole, this is the main thesis of best-selling grammar books like "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves" and every internet forum on literature that I've ever joined.
Not that fixing grammar is a bad thing in general but it shouldn't be done to make people feel "uneducated."
Oh and if you ever see a grammar error on WordArc rather than embarrassing the person in the comments members can now just click on "Suggestions" and highlight the error for the author (It's right beside the "Add Comment").
Sorrel
2008-11-30 20:11:18
For a non-fiction, "Eats, Shoots & Leaves" was a really good read... I'll do a review on it after I finish this essay :D
Matty
2008-11-30 22:42:35
genius_advice
2008-11-30 23:58:09
SEE ALL 9 COMMENTS...