I was going to ask for world peace for Christmas, but that seems like a boring option now that T.I. straight up said I can have "whatever I like" instead. He promised me, seriously. I have proof. Listen to his hit song, "Whatever You Like." You will see for yourself.
He doesn't explicitly mention world peace at all, but he does say I can have a plethora of other "useful" things! Afterall, "it ain't nothin' to drop a couple stacks on
me ." A few examples of things I am entitled to (according to one T.I, who has been so courteous as to drop the letter "P" from his rapper name to give props to the original Q-Tip. Thanks, T.I, we probably would have been SO confused!)
1. Patrone on ICE. (Question: is the ice made from filtered water?)
2. A jet to take me anywhere I want to go, presumably to have "late night sex." (Can I also have the antidote to Global Warming? Thanks! Just fly it over in your jet.)
3. 5 million dollar home.
4. Bentleys (PLURAL) as well as 5-6 ("big boy") rides with a body kit.
5. Hundred K deposits.
6. Vacation in the tropics!
7. EVERY bag from ANY store.
8. "Big boy" ice.
9. ANYTHING my heart desires
Not only does he offer me material goods, he compliments me too! I think it's true thug love. He wants my body, he
needs my body. I want it? I got it. Go get it, he buy it!
He also loves the way I "drop it." My white girl intuition has often wondered, just what exactly am I "dropping" here? Trou? Hints? But before I can overanalyze any further...BAM! Another compliment. He's telling me me "brain so good, coulda swore
I went to college!" That's right, T.I. I paid a lot for you to have an inkling that college was in my past. Now, I know "brain" has a double meaning in the rap world, but I'm going to go ahead and use mine to interpret it as you thinking I'm SMART! Thanks T.I.P!
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Alamir
2008-12-03 06:18:03
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2008-12-04 03:15:51
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2008-12-04 03:20:34
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2008-12-04 04:27:04
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2008-12-04 13:31:09