Although I acknowledge this sounds funny, because it is, it's 100% completely true. Recently I've been stalked and targeted by an Asian girl that I don't know much about(but she looks very much like the Kill Bill girl). She's already physically attacked me twice so if I end up dead sometime, know that it was her that killed me (But don't be alarmed I doubt she has the ability to kill me). .

This is my story:
I'm part of a debating club that has many members. It was only halfway through it that I met this Asian girl that I never saw before. She was to be my debating partner for the evening. I said "Hi I'm your new debating partner" as everyone normally does before they debate. But she freaked out and said "Who are you? How do you know me?" I repeated she was my debating partner and that we were to debate together..and she just shut-down. She stopped talking to me. I saw her talk to other members freely so I took it personally and simply said "Ok if you can't talk to me then I'm out.. bye." And I got myself a new partner. Later I was explained that she was always "spaced out" and a bit "odd." I felt bad because I figured maybe it was some hidden mental thing (though she's perfectly capable of attending the University of British Columbia). She seemed to get along with others better than me so I left it alone.

That was 4 months ago and we never spoke more than those 3 sentences.

Today as I was stressed out writing an essay in time for an upcoming exam in the library she approached me. I was at the far wall minding my own business when she began just kicking at my ankles hard. She was hacking at them until I moved them away and I was about to yell at her but she turned, heeled me in the shin one last time, and walked away. I looked around and no one noticed. My adrenaline was rushing, but she was just a girl that I could easily overpower so it's not like I was going to hit her in the middle of the library. I didn't say anything because I was too shocked by the random attack, and she didn't say anything other than have a glazed look. I was just pissed and thought I should go make her at least apologize but I figured she was just being her odd self and I was at the wrong place at the wrong time (even though she had walked across the room toward my spot and no one else's). As I calmed down I realized how hard she kicked me, usually when I'm in a fight I don't feel the pain until afterwards and because I was so startled my brain must have went into some kind "fight mode." But my feet were really hurting, so I got pissed that she had to be so violent, but figured she must have some psychological issue and didn't mean it personally, so I calmed myself again. She sat about 10 desks away and I didn't bother her, I had work to do.

Later I got up and used the library bathroom and as I returned to my desk I saw someone rushing at me from my peripheral vision. I turned and it was her trying to knock me down. She had her arm up trying to check me. It didn't really hurt me, she's pretty feminine (she wears heels and a dress!) so it's nothing I was afraid of. But it was completely unexpected! I had just went to the bathroom that's all! Again I went into "fight mode" waiting for a slap that I had to block as I wasn't going to hit her but needed to defend myself. She didn't say anything again giving me only a glazed look and then quickly left before I could say anything. I looked around a few people noticed but didn't say anything. I went back to my study with only a fear that she might attack me later with some thing a third time when I wouldn't be paying attention. I wouldn't want her to creep behind me with a sharp object because she'd stab my neck if she could.

I figure she must have aspergers or something. But the scary part is that she's decided to go violent specifically on me. She could have fought anyone in the library but she only fought me, and twice. I'm not scared enough to go to security and I don't want "revenge" because I realize she has problems. The only thing I fear is her unpredictability to attack me (like when I had my head in my books or when I just came out of the bathroom). Part of me is intrigued in the story itself. I've never been bullied by a girl before and I almost want to see what's her problem. I watched her and though she hasn't lashed out on any other humans she does things like when she picked up a can from the trash and threw it on the floor or when she sat down and stared at people blankly. Other than that, she looks very normal, slightly attractive and almost like a preppy snob. She's very much like the girl in Kill Bill. Except at least the girl in Kill Bill only attacked those who tried to socialize with her. I've never spoke to her other than once long ago when I had to. At least the girl in Kill Bill spoke when she hit you, this girl is silent and hits you when you least expect it.

What would you do? Alert the authorities? I thought about it but I wasn't actually harmed too viciously, just attacked physically by someone weaker than me.

Yes, no matter how you explain it the story is both creepy and really funny at the same time. I laugh at it myself. Except when I remember how the look on her face is very serious about trying to cause me harm. She could easily attack me with a knife if she had one and when I least expect it...That's how unpredictable she is.