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Axl Rose wants you to know that rape is actually cool when robots and aliens battle over it. Gee, I wonder what the big monster's tongue is gonna do to the semi-conscious girl with panties around her ankles?
Classic Rock is an oxymoron.

The fact that “Rock” (the anti-everything, rebelling-without-cause, angst-filled, fresh genre) ever got mixed up with term “Classical” (Elitist, Sophisticated, Ordered and artistically challenging genre) is painfully ironical (I love classical music too so “Classic Rock” is twice as offensive)
I love bands such as the Beatles, Mamma and Pappas and Eric Clapton but they’re not “Classical Rock.” Now people will have you believe that “The Beatles,” probably my favourite rock band, started the Classical Rock genre. However, they’re just connecting the dots without much substance. Because using their same logic I can connect the dots even further down history to someone like Elvis.
The logic these people use attribute Classical Rock as being inspired from the Beatle’s Sgt. Pepper album. Since none of the songs made it big on the Top 40s some radio DJs started playing something called “Progressive Rock” to showcase Sgt. Pepper. Now I’m alright with “Progressive Rock” and let me quickly distinguish it: It’s the concept of playing alternative songs from an album that aren’t meant to be singles. That’s different than what Classic Rock has become, which are just jingles that men facing mid-life crises can’t seem to let go off.
Why I don’t group the Beatles in here is because the term “Classic Rock” was invented in the early 70s (after the Beatles broke up) for people to listen to old songs without expanding their musical taste and still maintain a degree of “badittude.”
Today, “Classic Rock” refers greatly to the pompous 70s and 80s rock era. Not all the music of this era was bad nor do I hate all of it, but the music industry did focus on songs that portrayed ideas of bigotry. Why people expect me to respect the chauvinistic and racist lyrics of Classic Rock is beyond me.

If you don’t believe that the music from the 70s and 80s centers on chauvinism then you need only to listen to the comments from today's DJs on Classic Rock stations for a modern example (Or just listen to their homophobic mascot “The Champ” that appears on different radio stations). Nirvana, Pearl Jam and the entire grunge era rose out fighting against this absurd music. Kurt Cobain went the extra step of vocally bashing a lot of these bands in interviews.

To display this sexism, here are some of the song titles and main lyrics you 3-min-guitar-solo-lovers love to sing along to:

From AC/DC “She’s Got Balls” (Apparently when you’re really macho male genitals become attractive - in a non-homosexual way of course. That’s just the title.. listen to the lyrics):
“She's got soul my lady
Likes to crawl my lady
All around the floor on her hands and knees
Because she likes to please me”

From Scorpions “Rock You Like a Hurricane” (Seriously all I have to do is just show the title of these songs - what a bad simile):
“The bitch is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well.”

From Aerosmith’s “Lord of the Thighs” (There’s no metaphor here folks, he’s talking about owning a woman’s thighs):
“You must of come here to find it baby,
You've got the look in your eyes.
Although you really don't mind it -
I am the Lord of your Thighs!” (Notice how he changes from singing “Lord of the Thighs” to “Lord of YOUR Thighs”? How subtle, I almost didn’t know what he was referring to - thanks Tyler - thanks for driving that point home.)

From Def Lepperd's song "Women" This song starts off with explaining how God made Man and then concludes with this:
"But there was somethin' missin', somethin' lost
So he came with the answer, heres what it cost
One part love, one part wild
One part lady, one part child
I give you lots of pretty women!" Basically, women were created to answer for men's boredom....So thanks for completing your purpose in life girls!

From AC/DC TNT (whose title itself makes me want to laugh - Ka-Boom!):
“So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The man is back in town
Don't you mess me 'round”

Now I know every band, Beatles too, may have a song that comes off sexist - my point is that this generation of music centered around the concept because it was "hip" to do so. The music industry supported chauvinistic songs over other types. There can be such a thing as a bad generation of music and I believe this is one. I also know that some bands from this era don’t fit this generalization. However, the generalization fits well enough for me to say that Classical Rock is noticeably sexist.
Comments

alishahnovin

alishahnovin

2008-08-17 01:56:44

Not just Classic Rock, but most forms of music are. Rap/Hip Hop is definitely not. Even 30s and 40s Jazz has some interesting songs...

But there are still some Classic Rock songs that are great, and aren't the slightest bit sexist. Or sexy. Like, Whitesnake's Here I Go Again, or Boston's More Than a Feeling.

Also: You don't really mention the G&R song that you have as the image there. I didn't particularly get the reference.

Melanie

Melanie

2008-08-18 21:21:34

Way to be, man, way to be. Also surprising that people were so fine about this chauvinism and that it got so popular at a time when the rise of the second wave of feminism that finally let (upper class white) women work (because women of colour and/or in low socioeconomic classes weren't already) was at its peak. Or perhaps everyone was more like "whatever." And thank you to Aerosmith for taking complete ownership of my upper legs. I wouldn't have known what else to do with them.

On a side note, did you know that the very reason why fm band was popularized was because of this "progressive" sound they created in the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club vinyl. So many people were so intrigued by the album that a larger audience began listening to, at that time, the more obscure fm band. Also, that album was also the first to add lyrics and album art into their album sleeve and cover.

Alamir

Alamir

2008-08-19 20:19:28

I knew it was the first to add lyrics and art, but didn't know about the FM issue. That's really interesting that an album can really make headway in popularizing different forms of technology/media.

Yeah, the Beatles have been pretty smart with their lyrics in terms of sexism/racism/oppression.. In their ten year history they do have some questionable decisions but they're pretty rare. For example, they have a lyric that goes "catch you with another man and that's the end of little girl" which can be seen as sexist. But that's one song in 10 albums so I'm more willing to bet that it's a statement against cheating rather than actually promoting spousal-abuse. Especially if you take into account that during the "Classical Rock" era John Lennon was writing songs that were really feminist such as "Woman is the Nigger of the World."

alishahnovin

alishahnovin

2009-01-30 17:46:00

I can't believe you didn't mention one of the classic 80s Winger songs:

"She's only 17.... 17! Daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me!!!"
REPLIES: Alamir

Alamir

Alamir

2009-01-30 19:27:28

Replying to alishahnovin:
Did you just read this article?



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