Post Your Entry!
THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2019

4

"I love poetry". This statement is similar to the statement "I love women"; I do love women, but not boring, unintelligent, self-conscious women. I...

1

The panel prays a circular around the golden anomaly/When will the solicitor prevail within the compatible lifestyle?/Opposite the sister prosecute...

3

I'm home for the holy-days, which means I've been playing lots of Nintendo. Therefore I've been thinking about video games. In particular, their ev...

3

A friend of mine who rarely, if ever, gets angry, wrote this to me in an email a little while ago: Can someone tell those guys at WordArc that "...

2

To quote Vladimir Nabokov's nymphet-loving narrator from Lolita, Humbert Humbert, "I was treated last night to one of those dazzling coincidences t...

3

Tenth place Goes to the Guardian. You may think the lamest joke is a pun, but even lamer is a headline for an article about puns, where the headlin...

0

TASTE IT

ChawlieFresh

2008-12-17 18:50:12

The sun tastes like nothing and I don’t care if you don’t care/ there are roses growing out of nuts and does it ever look so nice/ I asked for...

3

ANIMAL REVENGE

Graycard

2008-12-15 14:41:37

According to a long piece by Will Stor in the Daily Telegraph () lethal attacks on humans by animals are at near-epidemic proportions. . This is a...

0

Everywhere I look I see hate Humiliation becomes a common fate Thinking hurt is the only thing that’s real But helpless is what I’ve com...

0

I left mexico with your clothes on but i crashed into a honda 3 miles south out of guilt. I decided to run because i hated my legs at the time. Sto...
Previous 1 ... 64 65 66 67 68 ... 79 Next
USERNAME:
PASSWORD:
REMEMBER ME
Forget your password?
Don't have an account? Sign Up, it's free!
Most Discussed Articles Popular Articles Top Writers